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Darling Close Your Eyes

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk



glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be




thevalleylette:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

Always ALWAYS reblog.


"All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living."

Iain S. Thomas (via cybergirlfriend)


lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy


classy-as-fcuk:

eatingmorepizzathanyouare:

second tattoo

this is so perfect


freckul:

bambi/indie blog 

10 sexual positions women dont like


"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."

(via youreconstantlyleavingme)



"Don’t marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that"

(via denii-10)



Maddy. 18. Love books, Doctor Who, Cats and of course the stupid idea of falling in love. Partially broken but putting myself back together.





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